Bottom 10

10 reasons why a summer vacation at my parents' place is bad:

Dial up Internet is just cruel. No person should ever have to live this way.
Jogging into prairie winds.
The smell of canola fields reek.
The water comes from a ground well and tastes disgusting.
The beer fridge has only Kokanee beer in it and I drank too much of the stuff in High School. Each sip is a painful reminder of over doing it.
Being asked to mow the lawn and having no excuse why I can't.
Mowing takes 3 hours on a riding mower and I'm still digging dust out of my ears.
Mosquitoes come out right after Happy Hour and spoil the night.
There's no smog to absorb the suns rays, I'm now crispy red.
I reach my daily caloric intake just before lunchtime.