Monday, December 24, 2007

Christmas Eve Edition

All the clocks in the school are running painfully slow. I can't remember the last time I worked on Christmas Eve and I don't recommend it. In trying to stay positive I keep thinking back to a person I saw this morning while transferring trains. At Daerim Station, in the flood of people coming my way there was a guy, who while being of jockey like stature, stood out from the crowd. Again I have to stress this man was definitely on the lower side of the height curve but his hair was permed so high that to a quick glance he could pass for normal. As this giant head of hair walked powerfully on, I took in his pencil thin mustache that dominated his upper lip before having my eyes sucked down to his velvet leopard print suit jacket that he wore. He was awesome and as a consummate people watcher this was an early Christmas gift.

Friday, December 21, 2007

Christmas Cheer

Our school is morphing into holiday mode. This past week the kids have been heading home just after lunch, halving the total number of classes I have. Next week I have to work on Christmas Eve but get Christmas Day off.

The kids then come in on Boxing day for a small ceremony before they are sent back home an hour later starting their winter break. It may sound odd that kids come in for only an hour before trekking off back home but it's like this so that, we the teachers can head off skiing for the day. I then get a mini vacation and don't have to be back to work until January 2nd for the start of more half days and Winter Camp. I love my job.

Monday, December 17, 2007

Wedding Season

In Korea, traditionally if you are not married around the age 30 something is seriously wrong with you. Men have a few years grace period but women that are single will be tagged with the "undesirable" label. With 2008 fast approaching (Koreans all have a birthday January 1st) Yun Jeong, who normally wears a lot of lace put on a whole lot more and had a nice big wedding in Kangnam.

Sung Ho and Yun Jeong have been going to the same Church since they were kids and this meant that my favorite Korean mom made her way up North for the wedding. Sung Ho's mom is always super cute but watching her holding Ji Hyun's hand and leading her all around the wedding hall was adorable.

The whole gang before the wedding kicked off. It was a nice wedding because there were so many friends there but my only complaint about this one place was that although it was very posh and obviously quite expensive, I hated the lighting. The wedding hall was so dark and the use of a spotlight to walk Yun Jung down the aisle was a huge abuse of technology. But its probably just me because I hate these wedding factories no matter who nice they may be.

Korean Election

Wednesday is Korea's Presidential election with a total of 12 candidates on the bill. For the past 30 days signs and banners have been popping up everywhere. To make the morning walk into the subway even more crowded, lines of people dressed in the candidates colours are set up outside each exit funnelling the mass of people into the station much earlier than normal. By bottle necking the mob they create an audience that they then shout the leader's name and number at before finishing it off with a nice bow for wasting your time.

The bigger parties have all hired these stupid trucks that blare recorded speeches and songs from. If you're lucky some are even stocked with middle aged men and women wearing gloves with their candidates number stamped on the palm. They then do a dance where they flash the number at anyone bored enough to stare.

Korean politics are quite fun. I'm sure you've seen a highlight or two of it without knowing, probably at the end of the newscast where the newscaters shake their heads and show cliups of parlimentarians fighting. In Korea to put forth a bill you must work your way up to a microphone at the front of the house. If it's a controversial bill, the opposition will try everything they can to stop you from making it to the podium. This is where you see what should be respectful men and women dressed up in suits pushing, swearing, fighting and steaming mad.


This year the likely winner will be Lee Myuong Bak the former mayor of Seoul. In the polls he is sitting somewhere near 40 percent despite already having serious corruption charges hanging over his head. From people I've talked to, they are forgiving him of his scandal (it has to do with manipulating stocks) because they think Korea needs a strong leader at the moment and his business background and connections will make everyone prosper. (read: buy stocks in Hyundai).

I definitely wouldn't be voting for him, not because of his scandal (there are scandals every month in Korea) or because I don't like him (I like that he built bus lanes to speed up traffic and a stream that runs downtown Seoul). I wouldn't vote for because it's been pointed out to me that Lee Myoung Bak looks very much like Marilyn Manson.

Thursday, December 13, 2007

Korean Oil Spill


Mr. Bae, the sixth grade teacher at my school, is very much into the environment. Each month he and and group of friends get together and consider it fun to try and stump one another about different kinds of plants and animals that make up Korea. Today he sent me a minute long video he put together of images from the oil spill just off Mallipo beach. It hasn't even been a week and the story no longer makes up the front page of the news paper here. The clean up is nowhere near being done and like a true environmentalist, Mr. Bea has committed himself to helping out. The pictures are from a Korean NGO and if you have the time you should check out the horrible mess that awaits him.

Tuesday, December 11, 2007

The Good, The Bad and The Ugly

The Good:My holidays at the end of January have been approved and because the principal was nice and loves me, he threw in 6 extra days off between Christmas and New Year's.

The Bad:I'm getting a new partner teacher who instead of being it in title only, they will be co-teaching every class with me in the new school year (March). I'm nervous, I like running the class. I like being able to choose what to teach, what to skip and picking the right activity to help teach the lesson. There are a lot of laughs in class and I make sure the kids have fun but I also demand students are respectful to me and others and that no matter their English abilities students have to try. If our teaching styles don't mesh it could be a long half a year. I've already voiced my unease about this and the principal has told me I'm the main teacher and the co-teacher will just help out. I'm sceptical.

The Ugly:The Korean government is finally trying to clamp down on "undesirables" (their word not mine) who are teaching in Korea. New applicants will have to have a university degree, pass a physical,a drug test (coming straight out of University, thank god that wasn't in place when I came here), get a criminal background check and have an interview at a Korean consulate in their home country before coming over. Working for the public system I've already done all this (minus the gov't interview which is totally unfeasible)but it has led to a huge panic for those working in Hogwon's (private academies). I do like most of the new rules and they are a good start to weed out the bad ones but I think they need to do more. What I think needs to change is:

1: Stop paying for people's airfare over here. Make them pay and reimbursed them at the end of the contract.
2: Stop hiring people based on their appearance and actually read resumes. Hogwon owners insist mom's want young good looking white teachers but I think what their money should be demanding are for good teachers.
3: Stop handing out 6 month tourist visa's, nobody is here to travel for six months.

Monday, December 10, 2007

2 Down 2 To Go

The wedding season continued this weekend and Sunday it was Myoung Soo's turn to wed the ever cute Ji Young. It was definitely a different wedding from Sung Ho's Catholic wedding a few weeks ago. This one was held in a wedding hall (read wedding Factory). This one was a little less tacky than some I've been to (imagine bubble machines, moving carriages on tracks, neon lighting and a timer counting down the wedding in the corner)but you still could not escape the fact that the wedding fell into a time slot and was just one of four other weddings taking place that day.

The wedding hall was to the right of the the main holding area. Here the groom and bride had a table set up where you dropped off your money and got a ticket to get into the buffet area. Myoung Soo and Ji Young both work for E-Mart leaving coworkers very confused as to which table they should put the money stuffed envelopes on. Saejin and I were very early and soon got tired of waiting for Sung Ill (his wedding is January 5th) to arrive so we went into the buffet area.

I thought it was a rude idea as we would definitely miss the start of the wedding but there were huge screens set up to watch the wedding while stuffing your face. There were also a lot of the guests from the previous wedding not yet ready to go. We did eventually find an empty table and tried our best to keep up with the wedding but the food was a lot more exciting.

We caught the end of the wedding where they cut the cake and in a very non Korean sort of way, they actually kissed. Twice.

After the wedding we met up with Sung Ill (who actually missed the whole twenty minute ceremony) and his fiancee and went back into the buffet. Because Sung Ill and Myoung Soo constantly try to out cheap one another, Myoun Soo made sure Sung Ill handed over an extra thick envelope of money before he let him go into the dinning area. While we drank the free beer and more food the happy couple then changed and made rounds in their hanboks thanking the guest.

Saejin was given the task of taking care of Myoung Soo's phone during the wedding so we had to wait around until the very end. Here Myoung Soo came out wearing jeans and parka and met up with his old University crew. If you ignored his caked on make-up on you'd never know it was his wedding. They then went off to a posh hotel for the night before heading off to Bali today.

Friday, December 07, 2007

Christmas Fever

With last nights dusting of snow, it's slowly starting to feel like Christmas. Last weekend the Lotte Department Store downtown had all it's lights up and in action. The restaurant we then went to were proudly playing all Christmas music and seeing as this was my first time of the year hearing them I'll admit to singing along at times. I have a feeling this won't last. Next time I hear songs I'll start singing the less popular (but more fun) dirty version of songs.



All the kids in the school were outside playing in the snow when we got here. In both classes I taught this morning there was a lot of pantomiming going on. They all wanted me to know that the grade six students were being bullies handing out "snow jobs" to anyone slow enough to get caught in their path. (For those not in the know I found this definition for a Snow Job: Canadian Prank in which one person holds the others face in the snow and packs the snow around their head and ideally in their coat. Causing the victim to become cold, and wet from melting snow)

Thursday, December 06, 2007

A Winter Storm!

Last night's news had a whole segment devoted to an upcoming winter storm. The people interviewed all looked official and somber making you think that what lay ahead was the storm of the century. But as it turned out today's forecast calls for a mere 1 to 5 cm of snow. In Canada this five minute clip would of been reduced to a single word, "Flurries."

Wednesday, December 05, 2007

Wine vs Soju

Saturday night Michelle had a bunch of her friends over for a Housewarming/Christmas/Wine Party. It was a cozy quiet affair with loads of finger foods, amazing baking and with everyone bringing a bottle of wine there was huge a variety to sample from. Wine used to be difficult to track down and when you found a kind you liked you made sure to buy as many as you could. But thankfully it's no longer this way.

Recently I read (on the front page of the newspaper nonetheless) that wine sales in Korea were on the rise. Some of the reasons for this were because of a more global Korea, a well travelled citizenry and a change in people palates and tastes.

What made me laugh was the author credited the developed palate to the lowering of alcohol in soju making Koreans more attracted to weaker drinks. There is no way that wine and soju can be compared. Soju is harsh and manly. Wine is calming and complimentary. Soju is used to clean grease off tables and frying pans, in cases of emergency it can be used to sterilize medical equipment or to corrode open locked doors. Wine should never be wasted like this. I'm not opposed to using it for cleaning but you must make sure you are drinking it.

Monday, December 03, 2007

Malaysia Truly Asia


My winter vacation has been booked and it looks like I'm heading off to Malaysia from January 25th to February 9th. Two weeks of touring and relaxing await me. I can't wait to buy a guide book to figure it all out.

Wednesday, November 28, 2007

Seoul Circa 1970

Talking with the school's vice principal is nearly impossible for me. He is an awkwardly shy man, who's soft voice runs through the Korean language fully expecting my ears can keep up. It's a constant struggle but over this half year we've developed a good relationship (mostly by not talking). My favorite catch phrase of his, "Let's go eat together" signals my lunch hour and it never comes soon enough. The other day while walking to the cafeteria he was trying to ask me about the heating in my classroom. I made a small complaint because I didn't know how to turn down the heat. This made him shake his head and giggle.

Luckily we ran into Mr. Bae at this time to translate because he then started off on a long story of teaching hardships and woes. In 1970 Seoul he would of loved to of had any classroom heat let alone too much heat. Before overdoing it completetly with his tales of walking to work uphill both ways in blizzards all year round. He told us about his largest class ever of 86 students in it. That's five short of all the kids in our whole school now. He made sure I understood this number repeating it five times in Korean before echoing my shocked and very high pitched 86 back at me in English. Seeing as we were talking about my heating issues I just thought, with that many bodies in a room do you even need a heater? Man what a whiner.

Tuesday, November 27, 2007

American Thanksgiving

Joel's American Thanksgiving Luncheon was an amazing time. The turkey was perfectly stuffed and cooked by Jes who had Seajin believing that it's a tradition to pee on the turkey for extra flavour. There was no shortage of food and my mistake was loading up on the snacks that Joel had made with love.

My sole contribution to the lunch was a spicy dip that Heidi had sent over from Texas.

Teddy rocking out in his leather pants.

Tony and Joel taking a break from entertaining.

Shelly and I enjoying a gorgeous crisp autumn day.

The two Koreans, Kiwi and Brit were all new to Amercing Thanksgiving and so didn't make it into this photo. Joel and Jes were fully qualified for this day but Shelly and I with half American families felt alright using this day to kick off the holiday season celebrations.

The gang lubed before heading off to meet up at Teddy's bar Bliss.

I didn't last as long as the others at Bliss but did have fun dancing, wearing Teddy's riding Helmet, taking ridiculous pictures and making a million appointments for the future. Unfortunately, I made these plans while dancing in a helmet amid a flurry of camera flashes. I have no idea when I'm having a mid week dinner, touring a Russian Whore Bar, getting together with others for our annual Christmas Dinner or heading off to Shanghai to visit James.

Friday, November 23, 2007

Singin' in the Rain

I got caught in the rain on the way home and instead of buying an umbrella right outside the subway exit, I decided to plow on home without. This fall is the first time I can remember thunder showers dominating the season and I love it. When the sky fills with light and thunder echoes off the buildings there is no better reminder that nature rules. At first it was a nice cleansing walk but once I felt my money soaking up the rain I clearly had made a silly decision. My shoes squeaked meekly as I climbed the stairs to our place confirming my drenched state.

When I peeled my now extra heavy clothes off I started to feel stupid but I quickly thought about Seajin and Saturday night to cheer me up. After the wedding we went out dancing where Saejin (and his self tittle "up tight ass") did his infamous bum dip move and he busted straight out of his third pair of pants in two years. Luckily we had our clothes from Friday night so he quickly ran off to the washroom to change. On Monday he returned his pants to the store where he placed the guilt of his pants riping on the weak threading. He claimed he sat down at the start of the wedding and his pants ripped apart. He then went on about his total embarrassment and continued to build up his fake story and subsequent shame. The store manager apologised more than twenty times before Seajin let him set him up with another pair.

Autumn's Return


I'm happy to report that fall has decided to return for one final stay and just in time for American Thanksgiving. This weekend Joel is playing Dad and will carve a nice big turkey up for his American friends and the rest of us hanger-ons. The only trouble is that the food is being served at lunch time and with that comes drinks. It could turn out ugly early and may end up being a real dysfunctional family gathering. I'm excited.

I took these pictures off my camera before it decided to run away. They are from a small hill near my old place. As for the camera situation, it looks like it's been resolved. Yun Jung has graciously given me her camera. For her wedding, her brother who is studying in Japan, is bringing her a new camera making this one her old one. I love Koreans who upgrade every six months. I tried my best to refuse the gift but she honestly wanted me to have it and named her price as a nice Sushi dinner.

Thursday, November 22, 2007

Watching Others

Tomorrow I have another chance to be bored out of my mind as I watch another teacher "teach" their kids. The last school I was at had just had their classroom remodelled and I caught sight of the city skyline on one of the walls. If you can't see there are two airplanes heading right for a couple of towers that closely mirror the World Trade Center in NY. I gamboled between feelings of outrage and amusement at the audacity of the artist. Not too sure if any of the Koreans even noticed.

Wednesday, November 21, 2007

Butts

God, in all his infinite wisdom should of made some sort of bird that lived off cigarette butts.

Tuesday, November 20, 2007

Brrr!

The last few days have been bordering on winter and it sucks. Yesterday night was kind of fun when a snow/thunder storm took stage outside my window. I've never had those two events coincide (I'll blame global warming). To warm things up, here is the only public kiss of the wedding. It happened after Sung Ho drank more than enough beer and soju bomb shots. Luckily for them, they are now in Fiji enjoying their honeymoon and not stuck wearing multiple layers of clothing.

Monday, November 19, 2007

Start of the Wedding Season

Sung Ho and Ji Hyun's wedding is the first of four that I've been invited to over the next three months. Saejin and I took the eleven pm bus to Sung Ho's hometown on Friday where Sung Ho's father (as is Korean custom and because of Seajin's constant reminders of this) had rented us a hotel room for the night. The wedding started at two but we went early to catch the lunch buffet before the good food was taken. Above is Sung Ho and his family. The bride was locked away in a small room where she sat for more than an hour with people flowing in to have their picture taken with her.


Sung Ho and the women he is giving up. Along with his sister are two of his best girlfriends. Ji Young had to leave before the wedding stared because Koreans believe that because she has set her wedding date (next month) if she were to attend the ceremony all her wedding luck would go to Sung Ho. Ji Young refuses to believe this but all afternoon ladies came running up to her wide eyed wondering what she was thinking.


My only picture from inside the church. It was a formal Catholic wedding with lots of standing, sitting, and offerings of god. Disappointingly there was no kiss to seal the deal.



The wedding finished at 3:30 and we were supposed to come back by bus but Sung Ho made one of his friends drive us back. This was a huge mistake as Ji Young stuck to the bus plan leaving an hour later than us but making it back to Seoul a whole hour before us. (There is a math question in there somewhere.) Once in Seoul the drinking couldn't have started soon enough. Mr. and Mrs. Sung Ho treated us to a night a booze that I'll post tomorrow.

Friday, November 16, 2007

You tubin'

Last night Saejin came home around eleven tipsy from drinking and singing with his coworker. He then twisted my arm and forced me to drink beer with him well past my bed time on a school night. We soon found ourselves in front of the computer seeing what music we could find on Youtube. Here are some of the "better" ones we rocked out to.

Starship, Nothing's Going to Stop us Now:

This song was Deanna Humble and my "song" in grade six. Kudos to Saejin for spotting Kim Cattrall as the mannequin, I had no idea she was in this movie.

Cindy Lauper, Good Enough:

Goonies is one of my all time favorite movies. I love all the WWF wrestlers in her videos.

Twisted Sister, We're Not Going to Take:

I'm waiting for the Twisted Sister look to make its comeback.

Madonna, Papa Don't Preach:

Madonna before getting proper dance lessons.

Peter Cetera and Amy Grant, The Next Time I Fall:

Another one of Deanna and my "songs". Each time we broke up (and it happened at least once a week) we had to find a new song.

Thursday, November 15, 2007

It's Gone

I've searched every corner of my apartment and have toured my desk at work more times than I want to admit. Nowhere in my journeys have I been close to finding my camera. It has disappeared.

I know I had it Monday when our school cancelled afternoon classes so that the teachers could either hike or go to the movies. The fall colours were captured all the way up and down the hill and I looked at the pictures in a coworkers car but since tucking it away in my bag there, I haven't seen it. I thought it may of come out of my bag at my private but after talking to Dong Ook it's been confirmed it's not around.

It's a strange feeling when you lose something and there isn't a trance of memory loss due to alcohol to blame it on. My camera is always within arms reach of me and the only way I lost it had to be that it tumbled out of my bag when I grabbed my book on the subway. I just can't think of where else it would be.

Because I can, I'm going to blame my bad hair cut and pray the camera comes back when the hair grows back. Since that will never happen, I'll have to use my older camera and start thinking about if I want to buy an new version of the one I had or to buy a different model to get over the loss.

Wednesday, November 14, 2007

Beyonce in Seoul

The concert was amazing! Beyonce played for almost two hours and I was surprised by the number of songs I actually knew. She looked as gorgeous as ever and danced for almost the whole show. When we had bought our tickets there was a final row of "seats" in the front standing area that could have been ours but we thought we'd take the first row of the standing area behind them giving us more room to dance. (The tickets cost the same price.) When we walked into the Olympic stadium our mistake was obvious. Standing meant standing and the collapsible chairs I was expecting were completely missing. Our front row meant nothing and by the time we filed in we were much further back.

As we all gathered Michelle and I tried to be as big as we could be but our Korean friends wandered about. It didn't take long before we were all cut off from one another. Luckily as Michelle and I held our ground our friends were working on a plan. Ji Young's friend happened to be working at the concert and she was able to secure two Staff passes for us that let us go into the front section of the concert.

We used the passes to get past security and once in we'd send out one person to bring back another person. Once here we had a lot more room to get our groove on. One nosey lady did complain to the security about our little scam but when the security guard confronted Ji Young's husband, he played the race card. He said he worked for Hyundai Card (the main sponsor of the event) and was just trying to show his foreign friends a good time. This worked. Being a foreigner does have its perks sometimes.

I'll post pictures (bad hair and all) from before and after the concert (I was one of the few who honored the no pictures rule) when I track down my camera. I used it on Monday when I went hiking with a couple of teachers but it's not in my bag today. I hoping it's at home.

Monday, November 12, 2007

Oops...I'll give you a discount

Some people blog about cats, some conquer food and others write to bitch about the government. My blog seems to constantly be about haircut updates. This time round it truely isn't a pretty sight. I went to a shop around Sillim station just to try and prove Saejin's grand statement that "there are no good hair shops around Sillim Station" wrong. This being strike three I'm willing to concede he's right.

Saturday I went into the exotic sounding Franck Provost Hair Shop and the feel of the place made me think I could actually win this bet. I sat down in the chair and explained what I wanted and the hairdresser seemed to of understood me. He then went to work avoiding any use of the clippers and had my sides and back of the head looking just as I wanted it. He then came to do my bangs and I closed my eyes to keep my now dry fine hair from sprinkling in. When there was a pause and a longer silence than normal I looked up and my hair had all but disappeared from by fringe. There were two tufts of hair sprouting from the corners of my forehead but the area just above my t-zone was barren of any hair.

It was 100 percent shorter than I wanted but I tried my best not to show any disappointment. Somehow I felt bad that he'd done a bad job. When your hair is so short a tantrum wouldn't of solved anything so I just accepted that I was going to have a shaved head look. The hairdresser read my look and quickly offered a five dollar discount.

I paid up and headed home where I opened the fridge and quickly by passed the cans of beer and grabbed the much bigger two litres plastic bottle of beer and started drinking. Half way through the bottle I had the courage try and sculpt a look out of my scissor induced buzz cut. It's definitely not pretty but could be in a few weeks time. Until then I'll be drunk and just accept that Saejin is right no matter how bold a statement he makes.

Friday, November 09, 2007

Beyonce

The only plans for the weekend is the Beyonce concert on Saturday night. I know I've heard a lot of her songs but the only ones I really know are Crazy in Love and the sappy one from Dream Girls. I'm just going in hopes of learning a few dance moves to add to my repertoire to try out when we go out dancing afterwards.

Thursday, November 08, 2007

Too Much Work

This week I have had zero free time at work. I was busy preparing for yesterday's International Food Festival that all 21 Elementary schools in our city put on. (I'll post pictures later.) To make up for actually having to earn my pay I left work early today to do some banking. Banking used to be a lot more fun, I hate the strong Canadian dollar right now.

After the Show

After the show the plan was to head back to Silim for dinner but it was soon tossed away when Jin mentioned that there was a great rundown place just behind Seoul Station that sold amazing pork. The place is housed in a small building where none of the floors were even and old and dirty was the decor.

This was the last time we got to meet Sung Ho before he takes the plunge and marries in two weeks. We had a good time together and because Sung Ho is nervous about losing all his friends once married we made up a list of things to do in the near future. Returning for amazing meat is definitely the first.

The Donkey Show

Sunday afternoon Saejin got a cryptic message from Sung Ho asking us to meet him and his fiancee if we wanted to get a present. Thinking it was a free house gift and dinner we greedily went to DaeHang-ro. Once there we were told to find The Donkey Show theatre and it soon became clear what our gift was. DaeHang-ro is the heart of independent plays and comedy shows in Korea and this show definitely met both criteria.
The show takes place in a night club and we the audience stand, dance, participate and watch the story take place all around us. There is a lot of gender bending, singing and prancing around in little clothing that goes on. It's a lot of fun and worth seeing even if you don't know a lick of Korean you will enjoy the eye candy. The show was billed as a Broadway show (probably to bump up the ticket prices, Sung Ho got four for free) but I can't find anything anywhere to prove this right or wrong. It would definitely of been a lot more fun if we had gone on a busier night but it was definitely a surprisingly good way to end what was a quiet weekend.

Thursday, November 01, 2007

Today's Questions

If seniors can ride the subways for free in Seoul why do so many of them choose to duck under the turnstiles?

What is the best response to your supervisor when she tells you the head English supervisor for the city is still a virgin? What do you do next when she takes your silence for a lack of vocabulary and painfully explains it to you?

Do car GPS' know if they are being driven backwards?

When will the year's last mosquito die and stop interupting my sleeps?

Why is 2001: A Space Odyssey, considered such a great movie? Was I supposed to take drugs?

Wednesday, October 31, 2007

My Body is a NOT a Temple

Last year I joined "Orange Fitness Club" and true to it's name I ended up rounded, plump and squishy. This fall I've made the move to a more promising named "Jamaica Fitness Club" where I have my fingers crossed it will leave me tall, dark and handsome. I wouldn't bet on it. I loathe fitness clubs.

The main reason is that health nuts insist on listening to songs that are up beat, cheerful, have only six words looped throughout and are sadly all stuck in early 90s dance music genre. Today I was forced to listen to "The Rhythm of the Night" and I'm a firm believer this song should of died a painful death minutes after it was recorded.

Behind the awful sounds of dance music are people grunting in pain before they let the metal wights crash together. Thick metal slapping metal is a terrible way to get people to look at you. It impresses nobody.

But the worst thing about health club are the horrendous fashion statements people insist on making. Like most of the others, I wear the black shirt and shorts the place provides. Others are somehow able to not catch their own reflections in the multiple mirrors. The ladies here have used Madonna's Hung Up video get up as their inspiration. The problem here is that unless you are Madonna herself, you cannot pull this look off and will just remind me of my Grandma Jessie working out to her fitness tapes from the 80s. As for guys, if you are going to roll up the sleeves of your shirts I insist that I see you actually lift a weight and not just roam the club looking girls to spot for.

After my first day of training, all I can say is I'm glad I'm going into this with such a positive attitude.

Tuesday, October 30, 2007

House Warming Party

On Saturday night Saejin and I had our friends over to play. This being Korea and streets having names known only to the postmen it wasn't easy getting people there. There were a lot of phone calls happening. Each call got more and more specific. "Take the taxi to the 7-11 and call me back." "Cross over the pedestrian walkway and take the stairs on your left, call me back." "You again? OK, now walk up the hill, You should be able to see me. Don't call me back."

The calm before the storm. Saejin had been worrying about the number of people coming and who would sit where and what would strangers talk to each other about so ease his nerves I distracted him by putting him in charge of food duties. I claimed to be working the room but found drinking a lot more fun.



The party soon split up into two camps. The Koreans, ingeniously camped out in the kitchen within an arms reach of the food and drink. This left the living room as the "foreign" ghetto and supplies (food and drink, actually a lot more drink than food) had to be ferried in by whomever was returning from a cigarette or washroom break.



LCI Suji's Kid's Club Reunion. I worked with Mary, Tom, J., and Michelle when I first started working in the Seoul area 17 calendars ago.

Tom showing off his bar tending skills balancing a tray of vodka jello shooters well above his head.

Shelly ended up with the Grand Prize and polished off a good number of the jello shooters herself. It was around this time that I'm glad I put my camera away, things started to get a little out of hand.