Brandon...The Setting

Here's where I've been the last two weeks. It's my parents house and it looks all nice and inviting but it's not. Inside there is an evil woman who has cupboards full of bad food and a man who stocks the fridge with beer. A combination that insists on making me lazy and fat.

Here's the view when I turn around. This place is in the middle of nowhere. The only things to hear your screams are flies, mosquitoes, hummingbirds, finches and the odd rabbit passing by.

Slave labour is enforced by Toby who controls the back garden with a mean bark.


Mom working the pea garden.

Dad toiling away on one of his many make work projects.