Beaver Love

Blogger attackers beware. I have bionic powers whereby I lose control. My two front teeth rip themselves out of my skull and want to attack. It's uncontrollable when others piss me off. Don't worry, rude comments will fall on my deaf, secure ears. Do you like how defensive I am from the start? As I've said, I know how blogs work and am prepared to ignore. Don't try being an ass with me. If you're an ass with the requisite shit stained shorts keep your opinions to yourselves or create a blog. But if you're a good person, let's be friends. Send me an e-mail and we'll share beer, or a Menthol light cigarette.